Office Snack Strategist Pillows

No one visits Cindy's office since she started putting healthy snacks in her candy bowl.

"I didn't bring a resume. I brought coffee and donuts."

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Chez Nous Menu

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Little league world series of poker.

To do before Saturday...

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'This is a business lunch, Lowden. So, don't even think about enjoying yourself.'

Pull and all nighter...

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

Making healthy eating bearable.

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"In da house"

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

Christmas Canapes

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

Sleeping at the computer.

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.'

Warning: Eating This Food Could Result in a Decrease of Health Benefits

"Not sure if I'm hungry or bored."

"Guac-A-Mole"

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

'If I get dizzy, and pass out there's a cherry danish in my lunch box.'

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."