How did I go from the 3 martini power lunch to the low-carb 3 grain power bar?
Office Snack Expert Pillows
Add some comfort and humor to their space with a cozy pillow featuring a fun snack-themed design. It’s a relaxing reminder of their snack expertise that they’ll love to cuddle up with.
'How can we solve this problem by eating?'
'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'
Chez Nous Menu
Little league world series of poker.
"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"
'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'
"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."
To do before Saturday...
You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.
'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'
Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.
"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."
Jeff's Smorgasbord
'We like bright, new employees who aren't afraid to take some risks. By the way... how are those clam fritters?'
"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."
'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'
"I didn't bring a resume. I brought coffee and donuts."
"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."
"In da house"
Making healthy eating bearable.
The Rabbit Meeting.
Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.
"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."
"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."
Christmas Canapes
"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."
'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'
Warning: Eating This Food Could Result in a Decrease of Health Benefits
"Not sure if I'm hungry or bored."
"Guac-A-Mole"
'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.'
'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'
'If I get dizzy, and pass out there's a cherry danish in my lunch box.'
"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."
Office Snack Expert Pillows Collection
Office Snack Expert Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the office snack expert. Find witty, fun designs that make snack breaks even better.
Office Snack Expert Prints
Brighten their office or home with a snack-inspired print. It’s a fun, creative way to honor their love for snacks.
Office Snack Expert T-Shirts
Check out our T-shirts for snack lovers! These playful designs are ideal for your office snack expert’s casual wardrobe.