Office Snack Improviser Pillows

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

Lockdown casserole

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"I didn't bring a resume. I brought coffee and donuts."

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

Cooking With Pollock.

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

Eating raw cake mix.

"We need to have a meeting because I have the doughnuts."

How did I go from the 3 martini power lunch to the low-carb 3 grain power bar?

Your Dinner Is In The Potato Skin

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

"I'd trade, but peanut butter sticks to my tongue stud."

'Now a lot of people throw the wax away, but if you can get yourself a can of Cheez Whiz, you can have fancy treats all night long!'

"Who do you have to know around here to get a fluffy?"

'We're out of pheasant under glass, M'sieur — is duck soup close enough?'

Inflate a job!

Piano desk.

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

"We could hire another accountant and secretary, but wouldn't it be fun to have a barista?"

Many schools are going away with the traditional junk food vending machines.

"The microwave isn't working and I needed to heat my lunch."

Zoom Backdrop

"Another Bermudez family specialty is born!"

"I keep telling you, poppy-seed bagels are nothing but trouble."

Burger Discus

Deconstructed Street Foods - Pretzel

'Don't mind me. They're having problems finding me desk space on level 4.'

"She'll have the salmon, and you'll have the chopped salad with so many substitutions it's now chicken piccata."

Boil in the bag food is convenient, but the bag's a little underdone.

'That's not what I meant when I said you needed to grow into your job.'

Corona Cupboard: Day 20