Office Snack Samurai Pillows

"We need to have a meeting because I have the doughnuts."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

Hungry child

Parisian man eating pastries

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

"I didn't bring a resume. I brought coffee and donuts."

Breakfast surreal.

'Do you have an appointment?'

"I hab peenut buffer stok to woof of my mout!"

Food van driving through an office.

Sushi Cat

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

"Damn it, who ate all the chèvre?"

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

Workaholic's Toilet

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

How did I go from the 3 martini power lunch to the low-carb 3 grain power bar?

'A dozen bagels, please. For here.'

"They say you are a great warrior."

"I suggest we take lunch before I read the rest of it."

"I'm sorry, sir. No outside food is allowed in the theater."

"You may have the weight of the world on your shoulders, but that's not why you're 10 pounds heavier."

Reasons to avoid training No 234 - "I was on my way to the gym but then I heard that the DOW JONES had fallen 2.5%."

'Today is the day that 'Black Bean Couscous' kicks 'Classic Macaroni Salad' butt.'

"Remember when he was little and we couldn't get him to eat? Now he never stops!"

"It's a club sandwich. It's like sushi but with bread."

Bruce Lee with dangerous mouse.

"Remember, don't leave the shark cage."

"Jogging back and forth to the refrigerator doesn't qualify as exercise."

"Get off the fridge Kitty. I'm blowing the doors open."

Burger Discus

'And just what makes you think you qualify for the businessman's lunch?'

'And the Mannies goes to . . . Dan Danielson for successfully carrying 17 bags of groceries in one trip.'