Office Snack Samurai Prints

"We need to have a meeting because I have the doughnuts."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

Hungry child

Parisian man eating pastries

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

Breakfast surreal.

"I didn't bring a resume. I brought coffee and donuts."

Boy defends his last fry.

"I hab peenut buffer stok to woof of my mout!"

Food van driving through an office.

'Do you have an appointment?'

"Damn it, who ate all the chèvre?"

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

Workaholic's Toilet

Sushi Cat

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

How did I go from the 3 martini power lunch to the low-carb 3 grain power bar?

'A dozen bagels, please. For here.'

"They say you are a great warrior."

"I suggest we take lunch before I read the rest of it."

"I'm sorry, sir. No outside food is allowed in the theater."

"You may have the weight of the world on your shoulders, but that's not why you're 10 pounds heavier."

Reasons to avoid training No 234 - "I was on my way to the gym but then I heard that the DOW JONES had fallen 2.5%."

"It's a club sandwich. It's like sushi but with bread."

"Remember when he was little and we couldn't get him to eat? Now he never stops!"

'Today is the day that 'Black Bean Couscous' kicks 'Classic Macaroni Salad' butt.'

Bruce Lee with dangerous mouse.

"Remember, don't leave the shark cage."

"Jogging back and forth to the refrigerator doesn't qualify as exercise."

"Get off the fridge Kitty. I'm blowing the doors open."

Burger Discus

'And just what makes you think you qualify for the businessman's lunch?'