Office Improviser Pillows

Piano desk.

Inflate a job!

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Jazz is Invented

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

The Hammer

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

"Yes, it's different...but I don't think Fondue Friday is going to last."

He's our ideas man. I can never tell if he's working or not.

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

'Does anyone have a question?'

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

'As all coherent strategy has failed, we turn to you.'

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

'I'll be happy to put my best man on it, Mr. Orton... but my best man happens to be a woman.'

"O.K., Chief! Hang on to your socks!"

'We've run out of one-man plays - why not make it up with the rest of the drama group?'

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

'What if, and I know this sounds kooky, we communicated with the employees.'

'Needs more challenge.'

Castaway with a tennis court.

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

Washing Line - "I thought you wanted a clothes dryer."

'Miss Gridley, get rid of this desk and get me a chair like Captain Kirk's!'

'We added on to the couch.'

"And I'm telling YOU it looks exactly like the picture. See?"

I work all day landscaping. I'm too tired to do all the yard work at home. Teddy, you're big enough to use my power tools. I know exactly who to call for help. Tap tap tap. Not the power tool I was referring to.

"The line in the script was actually 'Woof woof,' but, when we started shooting, 'Bow wow' came out, and the rest is history."

'I'm from the temp agency, who are you?'

'I try to encourage creativity.'

'Managing a team in the current climate requires new skills...'

There were drastic cutbacks in the orchestra's budget.

'So, what part of the house are we delivering shock and awe to this weekend?'