Office Improviser Mugs

Piano desk.

Inflate a job!

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Jazz is Invented

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

The Hammer

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

"Yes, it's different...but I don't think Fondue Friday is going to last."

He's our ideas man. I can never tell if he's working or not.

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

'As all coherent strategy has failed, we turn to you.'

'I'll be happy to put my best man on it, Mr. Orton... but my best man happens to be a woman.'

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

'We've run out of one-man plays - why not make it up with the rest of the drama group?'

"O.K., Chief! Hang on to your socks!"

'What if, and I know this sounds kooky, we communicated with the employees.'

'Needs more challenge.'

Castaway with a tennis court.

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

'Managing a team in the current climate requires new skills...'

"And I'm telling YOU it looks exactly like the picture. See?"

Washing Line - "I thought you wanted a clothes dryer."

'I'm from the temp agency, who are you?'

'We added on to the couch.'

"The line in the script was actually 'Woof woof,' but, when we started shooting, 'Bow wow' came out, and the rest is history."

'I try to encourage creativity.'

There were drastic cutbacks in the orchestra's budget.

'So, what part of the house are we delivering shock and awe to this weekend?'

'Sometimes if things blow onto the canvas I just leave em there.'

'So one day I said to myself, 'What am I doing living in this run down house when I could be living on my boat?'