Tech Improvisers Pillows

'The computers are down, we're to use pianos until tech support repair them.'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Jazz is Invented

The Hammer

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

One-man band - One-man office

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

"I've fixed the shelf, darling."

'We've run out of one-man plays - why not make it up with the rest of the drama group?'

'I'm a loaf of bread.'

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

Harpist using her bed frame as a harp.

I work all day landscaping. I'm too tired to do all the yard work at home. Teddy, you're big enough to use my power tools. I know exactly who to call for help. Tap tap tap. Not the power tool I was referring to.

"This is why I don't want you doing our taxes anymore."

Hell on trio island

Washing Line - "I thought you wanted a clothes dryer."

'We added on to the couch.'

'Sometimes if things blow onto the canvas I just leave em there.'

'This way, we'll never lose track of the remote.'

'It spoils the decor, but it sure saves money on TV sets.'

Piano desk.

Inflate a job!

"I said no to a man cave but I compromised on a dugout."

'So one day I said to myself, 'What am I doing living in this run down house when I could be living on my boat?'

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

"We could hire another accountant and secretary, but wouldn't it be fun to have a barista?"

Zoom Backdrop

Helicopter as a clothes drier

"I don't believe you're a minimalist I think you're just mean."

'I couldn't find real fruit for your still life painting, so we'll just use these fruit roll-ups.'

"I'll draw them out with the cheese platter, but it's up to you to entertain them."

'I know we've got to save money, dear, but can't you use the phone like other people?'