Tech Improvisers Gifts

'The computers are down, we're to use pianos until tech support repair them.'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Jazz is Invented

The Hammer

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

One-man band - One-man office

"I've fixed the shelf, darling."

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

'I'm a loaf of bread.'

'We've run out of one-man plays - why not make it up with the rest of the drama group?'

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

Washing Line - "I thought you wanted a clothes dryer."

'We added on to the couch.'

Harpist using her bed frame as a harp.

Hell on trio island

'Sometimes if things blow onto the canvas I just leave em there.'

Inflate a job!

'It spoils the decor, but it sure saves money on TV sets.'

'So one day I said to myself, 'What am I doing living in this run down house when I could be living on my boat?'

Piano desk.

"I said no to a man cave but I compromised on a dugout."

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

"We could hire another accountant and secretary, but wouldn't it be fun to have a barista?"

Zoom Backdrop

Helicopter as a clothes drier

"I'll draw them out with the cheese platter, but it's up to you to entertain them."

'I couldn't find real fruit for your still life painting, so we'll just use these fruit roll-ups.'

"I don't believe you're a minimalist I think you're just mean."

'I know we've got to save money, dear, but can't you use the phone like other people?'

"We're out of towels."