Gadget Improvisers Gifts

'Yeah. I had to use the leaf blower.'

The Computer Bore

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Jazz is Invented

The Hammer

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

"If you liked tonight's meal, you might enjoy 'Making The Meal,' a documentary with outtakes and commentary when the cook ran out of eggs because someone put an empty carton back in the refrigerator..."

"I've fixed the shelf, darling."

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

'I'm a loaf of bread.'

'We've run out of one-man plays - why not make it up with the rest of the drama group?'

Okay, let me guess...we're eating baked ham and meat loaf on a bed of fish sticks because you combined all the leftovers...

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

'We added on to the couch.'

Harpist using her bed frame as a harp.

"I hope you like smoked salmon."

Washing Line - "I thought you wanted a clothes dryer."

"She'll only eat it if I cut it up in cloverleaf shapes, serve it on a blue plate, and do a little dance as I serve it."

'Sometimes if things blow onto the canvas I just leave em there.'

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

'Hey, dad...Maybe you can't play your stuff on the new CD player because it already has an integrated anti fuddy-duddy shield!'

Inflate a job!

Piano desk.

'It spoils the decor, but it sure saves money on TV sets.'

'So one day I said to myself, 'What am I doing living in this run down house when I could be living on my boat?'

"I said no to a man cave but I compromised on a dugout."

"We could hire another accountant and secretary, but wouldn't it be fun to have a barista?"

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'