Office Snack Improviser Gifts

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

Lockdown casserole

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"I didn't bring a resume. I brought coffee and donuts."

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

Eating raw cake mix.

Your Dinner Is In The Potato Skin

How did I go from the 3 martini power lunch to the low-carb 3 grain power bar?

"We need to have a meeting because I have the doughnuts."

"I'd trade, but peanut butter sticks to my tongue stud."

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

Piano desk.

Inflate a job!

'We're out of pheasant under glass, M'sieur — is duck soup close enough?'

"Who do you have to know around here to get a fluffy?"

"We could hire another accountant and secretary, but wouldn't it be fun to have a barista?"

Zoom Backdrop

"The microwave isn't working and I needed to heat my lunch."

"I keep telling you, poppy-seed bagels are nothing but trouble."

"Another Bermudez family specialty is born!"

Burger Discus

Deconstructed Street Foods - Pretzel

'Don't mind me. They're having problems finding me desk space on level 4.'

Boil in the bag food is convenient, but the bag's a little underdone.

'That's not what I meant when I said you needed to grow into your job.'

"She'll have the salmon, and you'll have the chopped salad with so many substitutions it's now chicken piccata."

Corona Cupboard: Day 20

No one visits Cindy's office since she started putting healthy snacks in her candy bowl.