Office Snack Ninja Gifts

Insert bills facing up.

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

"That's part of my Quality Control Program."

'We appreciate your back of the envelope calculation, Mike. Now put a stamp on the front and send it to somebody who cares.'

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

"I didn't bring a resume. I brought coffee and donuts."

"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"

'Do you have an appointment?'

Food van driving through an office.

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

"I hab peenut buffer stok to woof of my mout!"

Climbing in the Bureaucracy.

"It's a stealth suit. So I can stay off the boss's radar."

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

"Damn it, who ate all the chèvre?"

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

Workaholic's Toilet

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

'There you are - you know you're not supposed to be eating that!'

Billy strip: bed pan.

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

How did I go from the 3 martini power lunch to the low-carb 3 grain power bar?

"We need to have a meeting because I have the doughnuts."

"They say you are a great warrior."

"I'm sorry, sir. No outside food is allowed in the theater."

"Who do you have to know around here to get a fluffy?"

"Remember when he was little and we couldn't get him to eat? Now he never stops!"

"The first mistake was bringing donuts to a room full of muffin people."

My Fluffy Rock in the Storm.

Bruce Lee with dangerous mouse.

"Remember, don't leave the shark cage."

Burger Discus

"We've seen a lot of this in 2020... It's called 'Zoom Face'."