Office Snack Ninja Gifts

Insert bills facing up.

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

"That's part of my Quality Control Program."

'We appreciate your back of the envelope calculation, Mike. Now put a stamp on the front and send it to somebody who cares.'

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"

Boy defends his last fry.

"I didn't bring a resume. I brought coffee and donuts."

Climbing in the Bureaucracy.

'Do you have an appointment?'

"I hab peenut buffer stok to woof of my mout!"

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

Food van driving through an office.

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

"It's a stealth suit. So I can stay off the boss's radar."

"Damn it, who ate all the chèvre?"

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

Workaholic's Toilet

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

'There you are - you know you're not supposed to be eating that!'

"We need to have a meeting because I have the doughnuts."

Billy strip: bed pan.

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

How did I go from the 3 martini power lunch to the low-carb 3 grain power bar?

"They say you are a great warrior."

"I'm sorry, sir. No outside food is allowed in the theater."

"Who do you have to know around here to get a fluffy?"

My Fluffy Rock in the Storm.

"Remember when he was little and we couldn't get him to eat? Now he never stops!"

"The first mistake was bringing donuts to a room full of muffin people."

Bruce Lee with dangerous mouse.

"Remember, don't leave the shark cage."

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