Snack Time Strategist Pillows

Caffeine-Free Kickstart Vending Machine

'I'm a marketing manager and I'm overweight because I can't resist the pie charts.'

'How come we never have popcorn for dinner? -- It's a vegetable, isn't it?'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Chez Nous Menu

Little league world series of poker.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

To do before Saturday...

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Champagne

Pull and all nighter...

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"I didn't bring a resume. I brought coffee and donuts."

Making healthy eating bearable.

Inactive wear store.

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

"When it comes to what you eat, this healthy plate simply can't compete, with something sweet!"

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.'

"Not sure if I'm hungry or bored."

"Guac-A-Mole"

'If I get dizzy, and pass out there's a cherry danish in my lunch box.'

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."