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Caffeine-Free Kickstart Vending Machine

'I'm a marketing manager and I'm overweight because I can't resist the pie charts.'

'How come we never have popcorn for dinner? -- It's a vegetable, isn't it?'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Chez Nous Menu

Little league world series of poker.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

To do before Saturday...

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Pull and all nighter...

Champagne

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

Inactive wear store.

Making healthy eating bearable.

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"I didn't bring a resume. I brought coffee and donuts."

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

"When it comes to what you eat, this healthy plate simply can't compete, with something sweet!"

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.'

"Not sure if I'm hungry or bored."

"Guac-A-Mole"

'If I get dizzy, and pass out there's a cherry danish in my lunch box.'

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."