Snack Decision Strategist Pillows

Vending machines labeled 'SNACKS' and 'STATINS.'

Chez Nous Menu

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Little league world series of poker.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

To do before Saturday...

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Champagne

Pull and all nighter...

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

"I didn't bring a resume. I brought coffee and donuts."

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

Making healthy eating bearable.

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"In da house"

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

Christmas Canapes

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

"Not sure if I'm hungry or bored."

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"