Vending machines labeled 'SNACKS' and 'STATINS.'
Snack Decision Strategist Gifts
Is someone in your life a master of snack choices and strategic munching? Our collection celebrates their creative crunching with witty designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Perfect for snack lovers and decision-makers alike, these items add humor and personality to their snack time and decor. Show appreciation for their flavor-finding talents with a unique gift that’s as fun as their snack strategies.
Chez Nous Menu
'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'
Little league world series of poker.
"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"
"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"
"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."
To do before Saturday...
'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'
You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.
'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'
Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...
Jeff's Smorgasbord
Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.
Champagne
Pull and all nighter...
'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'
"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."
'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'
Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.
"I didn't bring a resume. I brought coffee and donuts."
"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."
Making healthy eating bearable.
'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'
"In da house"
'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'
"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."
"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."
"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."
Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.
'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'
Christmas Canapes
'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'
"Not sure if I'm hungry or bored."
"What do you have that justifies its calories?"
Snack Decision Strategist Gifts Collection
Snack Decision Strategist Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for snack decision strategists and add a splash of humor to their daily caffeine ritual.
Snack Decision Strategist Pillows
Find cozy pillows featuring clever designs that resonate with snack decision strategists and brighten up their relaxation time.
Snack Decision Strategist Prints
Decorate with humor—check out our prints celebrating snack decision strategists and their fun, flavorful approach to life.
Snack Decision Strategist T-Shirts
Discover witty t-shirts designed for snack decision strategists who love to wear their snack wisdom with pride.