Sauce Specialist Gifts

"Aw, man, that's never coming out."

'Thanks for asking me to share the recipe. However, I never reveal my sauces.'

Antonio Carluccio.

"The red wine sauce... what vintage is that?"

"Did you remember the tartar sauce?"

Soup of the month.

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Flying sauces.

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

Mayo-A-Mayo

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"Ah — excellent catsup."

Tartar sauce.

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

Source of Information

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

"Cheer up! There's a magic ingredient that makes it easy to eat vegetables...CHEESE SAUCE!"

'I'm sorry, I can't reveal my sauce.'

Dijon Vu

Sauce close to the PM.

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

"Chef keeps the secrets of his sauces close to his chest"