Sauce Specialist Gifts

"Aw, man, that's never coming out."

'Thanks for asking me to share the recipe. However, I never reveal my sauces.'

Antonio Carluccio.

"The red wine sauce... what vintage is that?"

"Did you remember the tartar sauce?"

Soup of the month.

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Flying sauces.

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

Mayo-A-Mayo

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

Tartar sauce.

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"Ah — excellent catsup."

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

Source of Information

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

Then I rapidly add cream and butter to the sauce. Ah, get rich quick!

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

Diner. We're out of link sausages. Are patties okay? Any pork in a storm!

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

'And for the Queen of Whiny Eaters, two pieces of bologna, cut into quarter-inch squares, coated with Abe's Barbecue Sauce...'

Sauce close to the PM.

Dijon Vu

Loyd Grossman

'I'm sorry, I can't reveal my sauce.'