Soup Scientist Pillows

"I hear farm chickens are pumped with antibiotics."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Soup of the month.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

Bottomless bowl of soup

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

Frank and Ernie's Diner. Today: Alphabet Soup. The little green pieces? --- That's Ernie's idea. It's Q-cumber.

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

Foodies at a Diner. We'll have the alphabet soup, unless it's Helvetica or Times New Roman.

"I love when you make asparagus soup!"

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

How is your soup, sir? Speaking for myself, it looks pretty good. I can't speak for the fly, of course.

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? "Death of a Salesman." Adapted to a fly, of course.

Jeremy Corbyn in the soup

'Exactly what day is this the soup of?'

Is it too late to substitute a bee in my coffee for a fly in my soup?

"It was the food critics who gave our soup the two 'reallys'."