Soup Creator Pillows

Soup of the month.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Cooking'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'It feels warm enough to me.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

What's the insect de jour?

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

'To better prepare you for the future, I've replaced the letters in your alphabet soup with Chinese ones.'

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

'Exactly what day is this the soup of?'

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'