Soup Connoisseur Pillows

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

"Just eat your alphabet soup Harold."

Soup of the month.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'It feels warm enough to me.'

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

What's the insect de jour?

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

Dave's Hamburger Shop

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

Is it too late to substitute a bee in my coffee for a fly in my soup?