Cooking Maestro Gifts

Pollsters

Jack of all trades

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Burnt or Raw?

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Licensed to grill.

Quartet of chefs.

WHACK!

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

Onion Tears

Patissier

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"I'm unable to process this image."

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

A butcher and his apprentice.

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

Spatula Conductor

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

Emeril John Lagassé III caricature

A grand piano bbq

'The chef says sorry but he doesn't do rare.'

'You followed the recipie but it's missing the secret ingredient: Mom.'

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."

Mr. Pinch and Ruth unconscious of a visitor

Cake Writer's Block

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"

"Why, this broth we made is magnificent!"

'Do you have something a little more masculine in an apron?'

'Embarrassing me won't get you out of 'fondue night' Harold!'

The Chop House

"Those aren't three-star-restaurant pants."