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'To you, it's alphabet soup...to me, it's verbal abuse.'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Soup of the month.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

Witch's Brew.

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'It feels warm enough to me.'

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

Bottomless bowl of soup

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

What's the insect de jour?

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'