Soup Gifts

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

'I don't get it...Our business model was exactly the same.'

'Can't you read?!'

'I can't believe it's not butter!'

Today's special: Ox Tail Soup.

Alphabet soup - Large print edition.

"Primordial soup again?"

Souper-star

Soup of the day £2.50. Soup of last week 50p

"Well, you call it 'classic corn chowder'. I call it a cleanse."

'How gauche! Serving oyster crackers with clam chowder.'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'I think you need to start a new bean.'

Jumble-aya soup.

Vending machine out of order: 'Waste bucket empty.'

'Chicken soup for the tie'

I think the alphabet soup expired.

'A fly in my soup is one thing, but there's also a spider in there trying to catch it!'

"Waiter, I don't mind a fly in my soup. I don't even mind the backstroke. But I draw the line at the triple backflip."

"They said that creating an alphabet soup was a bad idea, but I will make them eat their words."

Frank and Ernie's Diner. Today: Alphabet Soup. The little green pieces? --- That's Ernie's idea. It's Q-cumber.

Frank and Ernie's Diner. I'll have the beef and tomato consomme from Santiago. Coming up one chilly Chile Chili!

Foodies at a Diner. We'll have the alphabet soup, unless it's Helvetica or Times New Roman.

Diner. Menu. You overcooked the alphabet soup. The letters aren't holding their shape. We'll just say it's "cursive style"!

Soup of the month.

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'