Soup Maker Gifts

'Mom, please get well... I'm hungry.'

Soup of the month.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Cooking'

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'It feels warm enough to me.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

What's the insect de jour?

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

'Exactly what day is this the soup of?'

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'