Soap Maker Gifts

'I believe our new brewmaster used to work for a soap company.'

Bar of Soap

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Cheese Pile

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

Child doing the washing up

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

Pig Cheese

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

The Pie Chart of Mystery

So I used body soap to wash my face. Why is that so bad? Details matter. Pay attention to your surroundings. Face soap isn't body soap. Conditioner isn't shampoo. Moisturizer isn't hand lotion. If we're ever going to move in together and have a future you've got to pay attention to me and the nuances about my life. Conditioner isn't shampoo? I'm livid and you have stinky hair!

Doubling Gloucester Cheeses

'This isn't my closet - this is my room.'

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

"I don't think so, Ted!"

"Of course it is a nuisance with all this soap, but the important thing is that the germs think so too."

'I need something to spill.'

For Greg, it was just another predictable day at Kraft,