Soap Enthusiast Gifts

'He didn't wash his hands.'

'The end? I've nowhere near finished explaining the plot to you!'

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'The doofus has gone and hanged himself again. . .'

"At least the virus didn't get him."

"Oh, darn. I grabbed the wrong Dove bar again."

"Of course it is a nuisance with all this soap, but the important thing is that the germs think so too."

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

"I was once addicted to soaps. I'm clean now."

"I don't think the Wilsons wash their hands much. They still have winter-themed hand soap in their bathroom."

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"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

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'I love my cowboy, but gee does he stink: He only has a bath once a year...'

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

'Apparently there was a big crisis on Helen's soap!'

'And I don't want you hanging around with that scum from the bathtub!'

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'What this world needs is more soap!'

"Remember when we were young and soap names didn't sound like a product you'd like to eat?"

'That's smoke, not soap that causes cancer, Mr. McWit.'

"We all become you. You become us. We all live forever."

Laundromat Genie. For freeing me, I will grant you three washes!

So I used body soap to wash my face. Why is that so bad? Details matter. Pay attention to your surroundings. Face soap isn't body soap. Conditioner isn't shampoo. Moisturizer isn't hand lotion. If we're ever going to move in together and have a future you've got to pay attention to me and the nuances about my life. Conditioner isn't shampoo? I'm livid and you have stinky hair!

That soap in your bathroom smells great. What soap? The bar by the sink. I washed my face with it. Oh no. That's not face soap. That's body wash soap. Something it happening I don't understand. Have you now shame?

'Einsteiners.'

University Soapflakes

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'