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'He didn't wash his hands.'

'The end? I've nowhere near finished explaining the plot to you!'

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"At least the virus didn't get him."

"Of course it is a nuisance with all this soap, but the important thing is that the germs think so too."

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

"I was once addicted to soaps. I'm clean now."

"I don't think the Wilsons wash their hands much. They still have winter-themed hand soap in their bathroom."

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"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

'I love my cowboy, but gee does he stink: He only has a bath once a year...'

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

'Apparently there was a big crisis on Helen's soap!'

'And I don't want you hanging around with that scum from the bathtub!'

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'What this world needs is more soap!'

"Remember when we were young and soap names didn't sound like a product you'd like to eat?"

'That's smoke, not soap that causes cancer, Mr. McWit.'

"We all become you. You become us. We all live forever."

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

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