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Soapbox Lectures - To an audience of a dog.

"What Color Is Your Soapbox?"

'Einsteiners.'

University Soapflakes

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

Hey boss, that generic soap you gave me isn't really cleaning the cups. Mind if I go get some brand name stuff? Are you insane? There's zero difference between generic and brand name products. Corporate America just cons people into thinking "you get what you pay for." Don't be a stooge, Rudy. Don't fall for it. Now get in there and scrub those cups, minion! Strike a blow for the little guy against corporate lies! Wait ... I'm very confused. Are you a right-winger or a left-winger? You mean in w

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

We're not picking you up from field hockey. Take the late bus. Ok then. I'll get home at 8:30, miss dinner and have no time to study. I'll fail my classes, never get a job and live the rest of my life with you. Not true! You have a bright future as an extortionist. Or soap opera star!

June Brown

Daytime TV For Nerds

"Today we're going to talk about brainless reality TV."

Woman and cats watching Nine Lives to Live.

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

So I used body soap to wash my face. Why is that so bad? Details matter. Pay attention to your surroundings. Face soap isn't body soap. Conditioner isn't shampoo. Moisturizer isn't hand lotion. If we're ever going to move in together and have a future you've got to pay attention to me and the nuances about my life. Conditioner isn't shampoo? I'm livid and you have stinky hair!

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

"Tia Carmen's Bucket List: pulling a 7-day telenovela bender."

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

Grooming for beginners.

The Jung and the Restless.

Eastenders: This Programme Contains Bad Acting And One-Dimensional Characterisation

'Previously on 'Mummies and Daddies...''

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

You're on the "Ask Sadie" show. What's your problem?! I just found out "Empire" and "Star" are in the same universe. For months I've been telling everyone I knew that "Star" was a blatant ripoff of "Empire." But then I found out they're made by the same people and they're in the same tv universe, and I'm like totally fine with it now. Stop it! We speak "English" on this show, not "tv addict"! Wait a minute ... are we talking about soap operas? Because there's an exception for soap operas. No, we