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'I've changed my mind about becoming a doctor. . . you have to wash your hands too often!'

"Anymore of that and I'll wash your mouth out with hand made inner harmony cool blue soap"

Practice Bug Control this Season.

'Let me introduce the new wonder commodity, called soap.'

Grooming for beginners.

"I've washed my hands so much, I have 'dishwater hands'!"

"Hello. . . Police? We've been burgled! The bastards have taken all of our soap, hand sanitiser and toilet rolls!"

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

'Whoa,Man!...(Phew!)...Boy,that was a close shave!'

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

Woman and cats watching Nine Lives to Live.

Daytime TV For Nerds

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

'Honey, these split ends look terrible! What kind of shampoo have you been using?'

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

'Previously on 'Mummies and Daddies...''

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

Outside the Soap Opera Screen Actors Guild.

The Jung and the Restless.