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'Don't argue. Just get in there and polute the water.'

Spa

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

The Cat Spa

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

Spa Dog

"You're incredibly tight."

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

"You're never too old to learn..."

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

'Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

Hey boss, that generic soap you gave me isn't really cleaning the cups. Mind if I go get some brand name stuff? Are you insane? There's zero difference between generic and brand name products. Corporate America just cons people into thinking "you get what you pay for." Don't be a stooge, Rudy. Don't fall for it. Now get in there and scrub those cups, minion! Strike a blow for the little guy against corporate lies! Wait ... I'm very confused. Are you a right-winger or a left-winger? You mean in w

"Well, that's that, Henry. Let's go over to the Four Seasons and towel off."

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

Odd Spas

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

"You're carrying a lot of pretension in your back."

Man in Bath

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

Spa day

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

"The public seems concerned about the size of government."

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'