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'Don't argue. Just get in there and polute the water.'

Spa

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

The Cat Spa

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

"You're incredibly tight."

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

Spa Dog

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

Odd Spas

"Well, that's that, Henry. Let's go over to the Four Seasons and towel off."

"You're carrying a lot of pretension in your back."

Man in Bath

"The public seems concerned about the size of government."

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

'This place is awesome! Check it out. His and hers loofah brushes.'

Spa day

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'