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"You have no idea what I've been through."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"States of tofu"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

The one that got away

Deaths from Coronavirus

Fishing with God

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"He's a keeper!"

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'It was this big. I swear'

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'I win!'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"I thought it was deeper here."

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

'Believe me, it's overrated up here.'

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

'This chicken has no taste or character.' 'I thought you wanted to eat it, not offer it a job.'

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

"I lost the hand to a shark, the leg to a barracuda, and the gallbladder to Dr. Steven Erlich."

Whale Watch Tours.