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"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

A vampire in a canoe.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"The knights of the round accent table"

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

Camping.

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'It's worse than we thought: You've got termites.'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Tim Burton

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

Camping with Mr. Thorough

Sunny with a chance of Helium

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