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"No thanks. I quit smoking 55 pounds ago."

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

Man covered in patches - "That's the worst smoking habit I've ever seen."

'It's a nicotine patch: I'm trying to quit smoking...'

'No giving-up smoking in the workplace.'

"I don't understand. I gave up smoking two years ago."

'This nicotine patch is guaranteed to make you stop smoking.'

'It took her three months to quit smoking and five years to quit talking about quitting.'

J. Smith: Passive Smoker

'Yeah. . . but it really helped me quit smoking.'

"I'm trying to quit Twitter."

'Bertie, you promised!'

Man emphasizing that he has quit (colour)

'Somebody arrest that p****rt!!' 'Sorry...she doesn't understand that's still legal.' 'If she understood how to tax it...she would be a politician.'

'I hope the Court will take into account the fact that my client has been smoke-free for almost three months now!'

'You don't fully understand this nicotine patch idea, do you?.'

'He's taking the No Smoking Day very seriously.'

"They're pretty strict about smoking here."

Smoking as a time bomb.

"My cell phone helped me quit smoking. Same size as cigarettes, even more diverting, and equally addicting."

'I'm so proud of you, Brian - This is your fourth day without a cigarette!'

Wait Honey. Can't we at least be friends?

Man emphasizing that he has quit

Museum with smoker in glass box.

Smoking Area

"I see the looks of the people. . . I feel their contempt and their hated. . ."

'It's the only place left where I can smoke.'

'Still not smoking, Tony?'

Addicts