Proud Ex-smoker T-Shirts

Man emphasizing that he has quit (colour)

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'So OK. . . I should quit smoking, but I scratched that off my bucket list years ago!'

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

Nature is not perfect

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

Sergei Rachmaninov

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

"It's for you."

'Finally I can enjoy a smoke without this constant fear that some day it'll kill me!' (smoking in heaven)

Man covered in patches - "That's the worst smoking habit I've ever seen."

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

"I see you went to the hypnotherapist"

'You know, I wouldn't mind all this fiber if I could smoke it.'

No Smoking.

"I don't understand. I gave up smoking two years ago."

'Oh man, I should really give up smoking!'

"Excuse me, is this a smoking area?"

I smoked for thirty years but I've given it up....

"There's nothing wrong with my eye. It's a nicotine patch."

No Smoking Building.

'This nicotine patch is guaranteed to make you stop smoking.'

Astronaut Smoking In Space

Passive-Aggressive Smoker

Dogs take a smoking break outside a research lab.

'I still prefer the pipe. A ceremony isn't the same sharing nicotine peace gum.'

'Yeah. . . but it really helped me quit smoking.'

'I quit smoking weeks ago but Bruno didn't want to go along with the program.'