Proud Ex-smoker Gifts

Man emphasizing that he has quit (colour)

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

'So OK. . . I should quit smoking, but I scratched that off my bucket list years ago!'

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

Nature is not perfect

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

Sergei Rachmaninov

'Finally I can enjoy a smoke without this constant fear that some day it'll kill me!' (smoking in heaven)

"I see you went to the hypnotherapist"

Man covered in patches - "That's the worst smoking habit I've ever seen."

"It's for you."

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

'You know, I wouldn't mind all this fiber if I could smoke it.'

No Smoking.

No Smoking Building.

I smoked for thirty years but I've given it up....

"Excuse me, is this a smoking area?"

'Oh man, I should really give up smoking!'

"There's nothing wrong with my eye. It's a nicotine patch."

"I don't understand. I gave up smoking two years ago."

'This nicotine patch is guaranteed to make you stop smoking.'

Astronaut Smoking In Space

'Yeah. . . but it really helped me quit smoking.'

Passive-Aggressive Smoker

Dogs take a smoking break outside a research lab.

'I still prefer the pipe. A ceremony isn't the same sharing nicotine peace gum.'

Building with Chute and Skip for Smokers.