Former Tobacco Enthusiasts Gifts

"My cell phone helped me quit smoking. Same size as cigarettes, even more diverting, and equally addicting."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'I'm an atheist!'

Merry Christmas.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

José Saramago

"What?!"

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

Remote control car breakdown.

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

Vaping cigarette

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

Junior's switch to electronic chewing tobacco was short-lived.

The Farmer's Return.

Nature is not perfect

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

Mashed potatoes...

Exempli Gratia.

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

"Bob sacrifices the first burger to the barbecue gods."

'Fred, everybody is here!'