Former Tobacco Enthusiasts Mugs

"My cell phone helped me quit smoking. Same size as cigarettes, even more diverting, and equally addicting."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

'I'm an atheist!'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Merry Christmas.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

José Saramago

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

Remote control car breakdown.

"What?!"

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

Vaping cigarette

Exempli Gratia.

Mashed potatoes...

The Farmer's Return.

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

Nature is not perfect

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

'Fred, everybody is here!'

"Bob sacrifices the first burger to the barbecue gods."

Sergei Rachmaninov