Ex-smoker Club Member Gifts

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

The smoking Gun

NO smoking...Ties required...Ties & nicotine patches available.

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

'It's the only place they're allowed to advertise any more.'

'Cigarette?'

Day by day: poison gas attacks on European children!

Man covered in patches - "That's the worst smoking habit I've ever seen."

WARNING: Smoking turns you into a donkey.

Results of a Smoking Survey - 'They weren't very passive about smoking'

The real cause of forest fires

Used Clothing, Antiques, Second Hand Smoke.

Carcinoco

"You're fired, Pembroke. We're turning the office into a smoke-free environment."

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

The Dangers of Passive Smoking

"I see you went to the hypnotherapist"

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

'I agree that it adds to the mystery and drama - however, the office anti-smoking crusaders are really raising hell.'

"I'd like to help, pal, but I'm on my way to arrest a guy for violating a 'no smoking' ordinance."

The Patch.

Smoking kills...

The cost of smoking

'Oh man, I should really give up smoking!'

No Smoking.

"There's nothing wrong with my eye. It's a nicotine patch."

Smokers.

"No thanks! My dad said those things will kill you!"