Ex-smoker Club Member Gifts

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

The smoking Gun

NO smoking...Ties required...Ties & nicotine patches available.

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

The Dangers of Passive Smoking

"You're fired, Pembroke. We're turning the office into a smoke-free environment."

'Cigarette?'

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

Carcinoco

Man covered in patches - "That's the worst smoking habit I've ever seen."

'It's the only place they're allowed to advertise any more.'

WARNING: Smoking turns you into a donkey.

Used Clothing, Antiques, Second Hand Smoke.

The real cause of forest fires

'I agree that it adds to the mystery and drama - however, the office anti-smoking crusaders are really raising hell.'

Results of a Smoking Survey - 'They weren't very passive about smoking'

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

Day by day: poison gas attacks on European children!

"I see you went to the hypnotherapist"

The Patch.

Smoking kills...

"I'd like to help, pal, but I'm on my way to arrest a guy for violating a 'no smoking' ordinance."

'No, I don't mind if you smoke...As long as you don't mind if I throw you through that wall.'

"I'm thinking of giving up social media. . . shouldn't be too difficult, I did quit smoking in the noughties."

"No thanks! My dad said those things will kill you!"

"There's nothing wrong with my eye. It's a nicotine patch."

The cost of smoking

Smokers.