Ex-smoker In Training Gifts

'He's taking the No Smoking Day very seriously.'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

"I see you went to the hypnotherapist"

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

Man covered in patches - "That's the worst smoking habit I've ever seen."

Scientist chides lab dogs for smoking.

"I'm thinking of giving up social media. . . shouldn't be too difficult, I did quit smoking in the noughties."

"I don't understand. I gave up smoking two years ago."

'Oh man, I should really give up smoking!'

"There's nothing wrong with my eye. It's a nicotine patch."

'This nicotine patch is guaranteed to make you stop smoking.'

'Now remember - one of those cigarettes in the pack contains the cyanide capsule.'

'Yeah. . . but it really helped me quit smoking.'

'It took her three months to quit smoking and five years to quit talking about quitting.'

'I quit smoking weeks ago but Bruno didn't want to go along with the program.'

Man carring plans

"Aarrr... and this one here is to help me quit smoking."

"The nicotine patches have been great Dr, he hasn't been able to find the cigarettes since Thursday."

'This people patch you prescribed doctor, it isn't working!'

Man emphasizing that he has quit (colour)

"I tried self-hypnosis to quit smoking. Unfortunately, I have no memory of it."

'I haven't managed to cut them out completely but I have cut back to only one cup of coffee and one cigarette per day.'

"No thanks. I quit smoking 55 pounds ago."

'You smoke, we'll do the rest! Okay?'

'You don't fully understand this nicotine patch idea, do you?.'

'Baby inhaling second-hand cigarette smoke on board,'

'I hope the Court will take into account the fact that my client has been smoke-free for almost three months now!'

"Quit smoking and stay out of the sun."

'I'm very proud of you Andrew...You haven't smoked a cigarette all day.'