Joyful Ex-smoker Gifts

Man emphasizing that he has quit (colour)

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

'So OK. . . I should quit smoking, but I scratched that off my bucket list years ago!'

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

Man covered in patches - "That's the worst smoking habit I've ever seen."

"I really love grandma and all, but she stinks of vape."

"I see you went to the hypnotherapist"

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

'It's a nicotine patch: I'm trying to quit smoking...'

"There's nothing wrong with my eye. It's a nicotine patch."

'Oh man, I should really give up smoking!'

The Kings Head.

"I don't understand. I gave up smoking two years ago."

'I quit smoking weeks ago but Bruno didn't want to go along with the program.'

A place to smoke.

Man carring plans

"The nicotine patches have been great Dr, he hasn't been able to find the cigarettes since Thursday."

Quit smoking campaign

'You smoke, we'll do the rest! Okay?'

"No thanks. I quit smoking 55 pounds ago."

"Quit smoking and stay out of the sun."

"They're pretty strict about smoking here."

'He's taking the No Smoking Day very seriously.'

Designated Smoking Area

"A dying breed since the introduction of those electronic cigarettes."

"My cell phone helped me quit smoking. Same size as cigarettes, even more diverting, and equally addicting."

'I'm so proud of you, Brian - This is your fourth day without a cigarette!'

Smoker's warning.

"'Grandad, why do you smoke?' Grandad coughs, and answers, 'I find it relaxing.'"

'I've found the best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.'

Wait Honey. Can't we at least be friends?

"All this trouble, just to light a cigarette..."