Former Smoker Enthusiast T-Shirts

Man emphasizing that he has quit

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

Merry Christmas.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

House of Beans - No Smoking.

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

"What?!"

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

Stop Smoking Program.

Vaping cigarette

Mashed potatoes...

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

Nature is not perfect

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

Albert Camus

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

"You can't smoke here but you can bring in a dirty old ash tray to smell."

Lab Rat Rehab...

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

Break room - Smoke free, carb free.

"Bob sacrifices the first burger to the barbecue gods."

'Fred, everybody is here!'

Sergei Rachmaninov

"Two months in France and Spain gave me the courage to smoke again."

Stress Relief in WWII & Today.