Former Smoker Enthusiast Prints

Man emphasizing that he has quit

Merry Christmas.

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"What?!"

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

House of Beans - No Smoking.

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

Stop Smoking Program.

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

Vaping cigarette

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

"You can't smoke here but you can bring in a dirty old ash tray to smell."

Mashed potatoes...

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

Nature is not perfect

Lab Rat Rehab...

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

"Bob sacrifices the first burger to the barbecue gods."

"Two months in France and Spain gave me the courage to smoke again."

'Fred, everybody is here!'

Break room - Smoke free, carb free.

Sergei Rachmaninov

'Excuse me, would you like a 'pre-coital cigarette'?'

"It's for you."