Smoking Nostalgist Prints

"They're pretty strict about smoking here."

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

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'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."

'When we converted the pub into a house, we decided to keep some of the original features.'

"He wouldn't have rolled over and over in agony on the bombed-out cinder pitches we had to play on!"

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

"I really love grandma and all, but she stinks of vape."

"Gramps gave me the historical tour of all the places he used to smoke!"

Old Geriatric Hitchhiker holding a sign saying 'Last Fling',

ARISTOTLE WITH A BUST OF HOMER:

Son, when I went to school, I trudged for years knee-deep in student loans!

'I'm part of the losing things generation.'

'Your problem is that you're a Johnny Carson guy in a Jay Leno world.'

"Sorry, Michael, but no dodge balls past this point."

'I haven't gained much weight...I'll bet I can still fit into the pants I wore in high school...'

"We're going to hear a tribute band's tribute to another tribute band."

"How we met is quite unusual, we met in a pub."

"These days, I suppose it doesn't matter whether you've read Thomas Mann or not."

A place to smoke.

"That was really funny, Gramps, what was it called?"

"No one's last words were 'I wish I'd done more homework.'"

Do you remember when all we had to do was go to the filing cabinet and take out the file?

'It was good enough in 1905 it's good enough now.'

"I've forgotten her, but I can't forget the scent of her Himalayan Pink Salt & Water Lily antibacterial hand sanitizer."

"A dying breed since the introduction of those electronic cigarettes."

"When I was young, we were scared to the death of the boogeyman...el cucuy was a nasty, mean creature."

The Grave of the Manuscript

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