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Aw, @#$%, just go to business school. EMU. The Practical Muse.

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

REPENT! Get back to nature

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

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Teaching evolution in the business schools.

Pollution Look

The Big Idea vs The Small Change

'One day, this will all be your fault.'

Cut out and keep your own Freud.

'I can dream, can't I?'

"Better put out notepads and pens in case any of them has an idea."

Animal office workers at a meeting. Lion says to giraffe: 'Gerry, I think you're best placed to do a spot of blue-sky thinking on this.'

You've got to admire his spunk.

Big thoughts... Big Pen!

"I can dream, can't I?"

Sorry, not now, he's brainstorming.

"I wish he had taken it with him...it's all debt!"

'A role model? Yes, I suppose he was. Everywhere he went, people would say 'That's Bill Fenton... You don't want to be that guy!''

'Instead of being stranded on this island for the next 10 years, I used my pocket knife to build a boat out of palm trees. I told you my woodworking skills would pay off.'

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

"My biggest fear is being judged fairly by history."

Well yes, I'm quite clever: I have over twenty patents to my name...

All Organic Pork: "Naturally smoked bacon my ass."

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

'Dollar'

Snatching Failure from the Jaws of Success

"Our new idea is really big."

'Are you the opposite sex, or am I?'

An old man sees a grave with a 'Your Name Here' inscription.

'J. Frank Yomp - Motto Maker For Those Who Dare to Think BIG!'

"Well, I guess I did it all by myself."

What is possible vs What is probable.

'We make our ship come in by shipping our work out of the country.'