Thoughtful Smoker T-Shirts

Man smokes a cloud of text.

'Do you mind!!?'

Professional woman in pub

Merry Christmas.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

The drinker.

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

'So OK. . . I should quit smoking, but I scratched that off my bucket list years ago!'

"The dog wants out again!"

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

Vaping cigarette

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

igloo smoking zone...

Nature is not perfect

'Hey man that's a gas!'

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

Sergei Rachmaninov

"Bob sacrifices the first burger to the barbecue gods."

Albert Camus.

'I had a great holiday, what do you think of the suntan?'

Flamo the Fire Eater offering light to female bar patron

'He knew he was hyte when his last locofoco seemed gynecoid.'

'Excuse me, would you like a 'pre-coital cigarette'?'

"It's for you."

"I want to be cured of some very destructive buying habits."

'Finally I can enjoy a smoke without this constant fear that some day it'll kill me!' (smoking in heaven)