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After Dinner Cigar.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Wine Lady

'I'm an atheist!'

Merry Christmas.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

Velvety. And so was the wine.

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

'So OK. . . I should quit smoking, but I scratched that off my bucket list years ago!'

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"They're boulettes de viande. They're meatballs. They're balls of meat."

Cocktails and Peacocks

"Revelatory, Michael - such airy meatballs."

The four major food groups.

Vaping cigarette

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

The Farmer's Return.

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

Nature is not perfect

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'