Meditative Smoker T-Shirts

Bring humor and calm to their wardrobe with our meditative smoker t-shirts. Ideal for casual days when they want to radiate laid-back vibes with a witty twist.

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'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.' mockup

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

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'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.' mockup

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

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"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!" mockup

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

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"Oh, ah, sorry!"

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'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?' mockup

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

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My God, I need to fart.

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"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?" mockup

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

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"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash." mockup

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

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'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.' mockup

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

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Zenemies.

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'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?' mockup

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

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Meditation

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'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.' mockup

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

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'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?' mockup

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

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'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.' mockup

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

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'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.'' mockup

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

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Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

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'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?' mockup

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

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Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental. mockup

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

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'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!' mockup

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

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"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel." mockup

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

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"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room." mockup

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

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'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.' mockup

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

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Professional woman in pub

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'Have you been working out?'

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'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?' mockup

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

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"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!" mockup

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

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"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?" mockup

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

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'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.' mockup

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

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'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.' mockup

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

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Grok's Thought Stopping.

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'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.' mockup

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

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'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.' mockup

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

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Meditative Smoker T-Shirts Collection

Meditative Smoker Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for meditative smokers. Find a humorous and calming design that makes every sip a moment of peace.

Meditative Smoker Pillows

Find cozy pillows that celebrate the meditative smoker’s chill vibe. Perfect for adding humor and tranquility to any space.

Meditative Smoker Prints

Decorate with our calming and humorous prints for meditative smokers. Inspire serenity and smiles in their favorite hangout spots.