Thoughtful Smoker Pillows

Man smokes a cloud of text.

'Do you mind!!?'

Professional woman in pub

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Merry Christmas.

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

The drinker.

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

'So OK. . . I should quit smoking, but I scratched that off my bucket list years ago!'

Aw, @#$%, just go to business school. EMU. The Practical Muse.

"The dog wants out again!"

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

Vaping cigarette

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

'Hey man that's a gas!'

Nature is not perfect

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

igloo smoking zone...

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

"Bob sacrifices the first burger to the barbecue gods."

Albert Camus.

Sergei Rachmaninov

"It's for you."

"Will you stop smoking in bed! Our money is in our mattress!"

'Excuse me, would you like a 'pre-coital cigarette'?'

"I want to be cured of some very destructive buying habits."

'He knew he was hyte when his last locofoco seemed gynecoid.'

'Mind if I smoke here, too?'