Smoking Contemplator Pillows

Professional woman in pub

Sisyphus during Covid

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

'At last you can put your feet up and concentrate on worrying about your pension.'

Questioning

Boyfriend Shirt.

'He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, who cares...'

Albert Camus.

"I'm going on a retreat."

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

"Goddess of Good give me strength! I must. . . get. . . off. . . the. . . internet!"

A month of Sundays

Practical Angst: 'I could sit here thinking about my problems until the cows come home, and then I'd have to stop thinking and go and feed them, so I might as well not think to start with.'

"I wonder what happened in all those other timelines?"

Tieing smoking to the stock market: 'Are you kidding! I can't quit while the market is so volatile!'

Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'

Grim Reaper helpfully offers a smoker a light.

The nearness of you.

"Crap."

The Master Switch

'Nobody takes you seriously? -- Are you trying to be funny?'

"My legacy? I've consistently avoided being labelled as 'compassionate' anything."

"And the best-case scenario? How many more?"

'We have valet smoking, sir.'

'Allowing prayer time at work...It's a disgrace!'

'Some smokers still resent no smoking signs...'

Sad Humour

'The one thing you have got going for you is there's no family history of longevity.'