Cigarette Contemplator Pillows

Albert Camus.

Tieing smoking to the stock market: 'Are you kidding! I can't quit while the market is so volatile!'

Grim Reaper helpfully offers a smoker a light.

Sisyphus during Covid

Professional woman in pub

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

Nocturne

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

"Try getting life insurance when scientists are always supplying you with tobacco."

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

Questioning

Boyfriend Shirt.

'He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, who cares...'

"Goddess of Good give me strength! I must. . . get. . . off. . . the. . . internet!"

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

"No cause for alarm, we're just the voices in your head on a ciggy break."

'I gave up smoking, drinking and sex...It was the worst fifteen minutes of my life.'

"I'm going on a retreat."

Nigel Farage

Warning.

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

"Look! A camel!"

Man going out for a cigarette from a lighthouse.

"I wonder what happened in all those other timelines?"

"Oh, go on. Let them have a go at shooting the cigarette out of your mouth... I mean, it's not like it'll matter if they miss and accidentally hit you."

'Hey, pal - got a light?'

Practical Angst: 'I could sit here thinking about my problems until the cows come home, and then I'd have to stop thinking and go and feed them, so I might as well not think to start with.'

A month of Sundays

"I'll keep thinking inside the box as long as they let me smoke in the box."